Corny Joke #8

Why are clothes so social?
Because they love to hang with friends.

Corny Joke #7

Why did the book have to go to the chiropractor?
Because it had a Paper-back

Corny Joke #6

What is space's favorite tennis player?
Venus Williams

Corny Joke #5

Why did the nose stop surfing?
a) it took too many a nose dives
b) it wanted to go BOOGIE boarding

Corny Joke #4

Wanna Hear a corny joke?
Corn!!

Corny Joke #3

why doesn't the seagull fly over the bay?
because if he did, he would be a bay-gel!

Corny Joke #2

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach'ew a letter but you didn't read it!